一些有趣的定律

不小心刷到了那堆剃刀之后又手贱刷了一会儿wiki,然后在这个页面找到了这些有趣的东西。

  1. 它们是我翻译的

  2. 我不为任何一条负责

  3. 别太当真


Benford's law of controversy: Passion is inversely proportional to the amount of real information available.

本福德争议定理:激情与有价值的信息量成反比。


Betteridge's law of headlines: "any headline which ends in a question mark can be answered by the word 'no'".

Betteridge的头条定理:任何以问号结尾的新闻头条都可以用一个字回答:不。

 

Brooks' law : "Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later."

布鲁克法则:如果一个软件项目跳票了,添加人力只会让它跳票更严重。


Cunningham's law : The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer.

Cunningham法则:在网上得到正确答案的最佳方式不是发布问题,而是发布错误答案。


Dilbert principle : "the most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management." 

Dilbert原则:最低效的员工会被系统地安排到他们能造成危害最小的岗位:管理。


Godwin's law , an adage in Internet culture: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one." 

古德温定理(关于网络文化):随着一项线上讨论的时间变长,关于纳粹或希特勒的类比出现的概率将趋近于1 。【这个居然是1990年就提出来的】


Hofstadter's law: "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law" 

霍夫斯塔德定理:实际花费的时间永远比预计的长,即使你考虑到了霍夫斯塔德定理。

 

Niven's laws: "If the universe of discourse permits the possibility of time travel and of changing the past, then no time machine will be invented in that universe."

Niven定理:如果一个宇宙中穿越时间不能改变过去,那么在这个宇宙中就不会发明时间机器。


Stigler's law : No scientific discovery is named after its original discoverer.

Stigler定理:没有一条科学理论是根据其原始发现者命名的。


Tobler's first law of geography : "Everything is related to everything else, but near things are more related than distant things."

托布勒的地理的第一定律:所有事物之间都有关系,但是距离近的比距离远的更相关。


Wiio's laws:  "Communication usually fails, except by accident".

Wiio定理:交流通常会失败,除非出现意外。


Wirth's law: Software gets slower more quickly than hardware gets faster.

维尔特定律:软件变慢的速度永远比硬件变快要快。


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